I actually sold this on Ebay, the world is that nuts.
Hermie Shrimp - Large character actor species used in many erotic seafood films.
Last seen in "Finding Nemo", this actor had a small swim in and out of scene part in every Jacques Cousteau film in the 60's and 70's. His family consisted of no fewer than 15 Million offspring in a long and formidable reproduction career. Finally giving it up in one last scene, in his last movie "Its a Bugs Life with Shrimp in the Middle".
He died in a Tahitian fishing net last Tuesday. Since he was finally discovered again after years of seclusion, we have decided in his honor, to showcase his amazing talent.
His last scene before being devoured is here on display for you, the world, to see. Hermie was not your everyday shrimp off the old block. He was bigger than that. He was much, much, bigger than that. He gave every female lead his undivided attention and was always there with the "money" shot.
You can own Hermie in all his preserved glory today by bidding on his only lasting memories, 3 pictures that are vintage Hermie. Yes, you can own and treasure these pictures, like the adoring public that watches his every movie ever made, over, and over, again.
Bid on this amazing set of (3) digital prints of the Amazing Hermie! Instant transfer of these copyrightable photos can be yours with the click on the bid now button! Go ahead, you know you want to see him in all his glory. Only 1 picture is not enough. You have to see the other side of Hermie! You are bidding on the last remaining artifact of Hermie Shrimp, I will email them immediately upon payment via Paypal. Happy Bidding and Good Luck!
Bid high, bid long, bid strong! In seven days, Hermie will be owned by you, or he will face extinction with the trash can on my desktop. Only you can save Hermie from this foreclosure of his space on the hard drive!
He died in a Tahitian fishing net last Tuesday. Since he was finally discovered again after years of seclusion, we have decided in his honor, to showcase his amazing talent.
His last scene before being devoured is here on display for you, the world, to see. Hermie was not your everyday shrimp off the old block. He was bigger than that. He was much, much, bigger than that. He gave every female lead his undivided attention and was always there with the "money" shot.
You can own Hermie in all his preserved glory today by bidding on his only lasting memories, 3 pictures that are vintage Hermie. Yes, you can own and treasure these pictures, like the adoring public that watches his every movie ever made, over, and over, again.
Bid on this amazing set of (3) digital prints of the Amazing Hermie! Instant transfer of these copyrightable photos can be yours with the click on the bid now button! Go ahead, you know you want to see him in all his glory. Only 1 picture is not enough. You have to see the other side of Hermie! You are bidding on the last remaining artifact of Hermie Shrimp, I will email them immediately upon payment via Paypal. Happy Bidding and Good Luck!
Bid high, bid long, bid strong! In seven days, Hermie will be owned by you, or he will face extinction with the trash can on my desktop. Only you can save Hermie from this foreclosure of his space on the hard drive!
1 The morally insane respond:
I'm gone for months and come back to a shrimp with a boner? Thanks for the laugh!
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