I'm going to be RICH baby!!!!

I love email, its the only way I know that's going to make me a ton of money without actually lifting my dead ass out of a chair. I have been made the official heir to millions of dollars just for having an email account. With this power that I have with email, I can now enlighten the world with my good fortunes.

Check this out:

Dear Beloved,

My name is Mrs Teressa Sutton, a Briton by origin, but married to an American, Mr James Sutton who was murdered by unknown assailants last year in Wales. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 15 million dollars, this fund(fifteen million dollars) is in a bank here in Europe.Presently this money is still with the Financial Institution.Recently, my Doctor told me that I might not last for the next eight months due to an inflammation of my liver. This has led to my being on 24 hours intensive care,in a private clinic here in England. I have decided to donate this fund to an individual, group or a charity organization that will use this fund for orphanages,widows, and helping land mine victims worldwide. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money.

You can reach my lawyer (Barrister Stefan Repede Esq) with this specified email address: Email:stefanrepede_bar20074@yahoo.com.hk Tell him that I have WILLED 15 million dollars to you by quoting my personal reference number:Law/chamber/solicitors/te/sut/WILL/9834520012.
I have notified him that I am WILLING this amount to you for charity purpose.
My lawyer would be waiting to receive your reply.

Remain blessed. Your Sister, Mrs.Teressa Sutton.

I couldn't respond fast enough to this one, with Xmas coming and I really did want to get a big flat panel this year. I quickly logged into my yahoo account so there would be no problems with email. I wanted to show them I Yahoo too. My response was quick and to the point:

Dear Mrs. Sutton., I will gladly take the 15 Million off your dying hands. I need to have some pin money for Xmas so your's will do quite nicely. I may even help a widow or orphan as well by throwing some money in the bell ringer bucket this year. If you could die a little faster, that would also help. Can you please tell me where I can find you so I can help facilitate that for you?
Thank you for your money,
Mr. MiddleLife

I am anxiously waiting on this reply, when I get the 15 million, I'll be sure to pass some around. And if any of you get this email from her, you better delete it, I was here first. Oh the dreams that I have that will be fulfilled with wads of cash...