HD - Thats supposed to mean High Definition right?

HD in the house.....I think thats how the technophiles put it. Say it with me, HD in the houuuuuuse.

Yeah well its supposed to mean that High Definition is going to enhance my viewing experience of the idiot box called a TV.

I won an Ebay auction. Yes, I was the fool that paid some guy on Ebay over a thousand dollars and trusted someone in another state to send me a TV. Did I mention it was also "New" in the box? Oh yes, I scored the major appliance of our lifetimes, other than an I-Phone.

The I-Phone as I see it, cost way more per viewing inch. So I opted for the cheap Middle life plan of cost equations for self assurance that I was doing the right thing in buying the TV instead. I know, you can't watch You Tube on it, I can't talk to Bangladesh on it, and I can't take your picture of you bent over showing your crack on it.

But I can finally make out the tattoo's of all the NFL felons on it just great. I'll now be able to describe in great detail, Pacman Jones the next time I am at a strip club, the exact location and where that tattoo is in a lineup. And that made it all worthwhile. Did I also mention the great HD programming you get other than football?

I can now watch the polar ice caps in great detail melt away from using the car last week. That in itself was very worthwhile to get it.

Then there is A&E, the Alienated and Emotional Channel. Now I get to watch reruns of Cagney and Lacey and see the tears come off an old broads face when she has to give up her badge.

The Sopranos are on that as well, what a beautiful sight to see Ralphie get choked, snot and blood gushing, like your there in person to see it.

Other channels that you can't ignore once you become an HD addict, as I now see myself, ESPN, Pay for View channels, and the one that is most precious to me, THE GOLF CHANNEL. Yes I can now see womans golf in all its fat ass glory. This alone should make all the women golfer's out there go in an immediate bulimic fit. If they only knew that the camera does put 10 lbs, or should I say 100 lbs for these man-women, then they would understand the immediate need to lose that fat arse. Its not a pretty site to see one of them bend over and all you see on 47" of screen, is one whale of a tail.

Did I mention it was in HD too? Life is great, as long I avoid channel 264.